All the references, implied and , are relevant.
I sit sipping, reading and writing for work and the IIBA. A figure: wrinkled and craggy; short and rotund; waddling walk into the shop; long ears; lips pushed up, cheeks pulled down; green tinge.
I spend a busy moment looking for a light saber or Frank Oz or both.
Then, as I examine the profile, I wonder: Yoda or Yodette? I can see only the left side. Gold earring. Old man golf clothes, but with that walk, not a golfer. Feminine shape to the face. Short.
I have no idea. I return to my laptop.
On the exit waddle, I see the person from the right. Much more masculine profile. Merlot shoes. No earring on the right.
Oh, I think. Wrong song; this soundtrack is by the Kinks, not Weird Al.