Walter, born* May 16, 2007, is going to have his boys eviscerated. The mojo shall be no more.
Why yes I am a little sensitive about it kind of you to notice.
It's not that I think it's a bad idea. This cut is the kind kind**. My discomfort lies more in the realm of the sympathetic agony, and the ending of possibility. There will never be a puppy named Slobberface*** Walterson, and that makes part of me sad.
*If you're interested in the birthplace of the boy, see:
8148 4th Line
**It took me some time to figure out how to put together a sentence where 'kind kind' kind of made sense, and with a judicious use of quotes, ' 'kind kind' kind' kind of makes sense too.
***Not necessarily the hypothetical non-puppy's possible name.