A Gloating:
I am among the few who can claim a bright, warm office with a hot blonde secretary with a nice tail and a strong desire to lick my face and fetch for me.
A Blooming:
My cousin Julie just completed her MBA. This is her dog, Amadeus, and her. Congratulations, Julie!
A Grooming:
Wally is a bit hairy and smelly - he keeps rolling in stench. He also knows that it's the Boo that makes the clothes, not the other way around.
A Bonus Gloating:
Unlike the first gloat, this is not my secretary, she does not want to lick my face, and I will make no comments whatsoever about her tail. I will put her picture up here in the hopes that it will stave off the next round of "Where's my pics-of-Wally fix?"
